| 1 | Copyright (c) 2003 why the lucky stiff |
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| 3 | This software is subject to either of two licenses (BSD or D&R), which you can choose |
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| 4 | from in your use of the code. The terms for each of these licenses is listed below: |
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| 6 | BSD License |
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| 7 | =========== |
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| 8 | |
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| 9 | Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy |
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| 10 | of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to |
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| 11 | deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the |
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| 12 | rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or |
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| 13 | sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is |
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| 14 | furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: |
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| 16 | The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in |
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| 17 | all copies or substantial portions of the Software. |
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| 19 | THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR |
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| 20 | IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, |
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| 21 | FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL |
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| 22 | THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER |
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| 23 | IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN |
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| 24 | CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE. |
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| 25 | |
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| 26 | D&R (Death and Repudiation) License |
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| 27 | =================================== |
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| 28 | |
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| 29 | This software may not be used directly by any living being. ANY use of this |
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| 30 | software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death |
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| 31 | is explicitly restricted. Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software |
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| 32 | will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. |
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| 33 | |
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| 34 | For your protection, corpses will not be punished. We respectfully request |
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| 35 | that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to |
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| 36 | your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf. If |
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| 37 | you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished |
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| 38 | to the fullest extent of the law. |
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| 39 | |
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| 40 | If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest |
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| 41 | extent of the law. |
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| 42 | |
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| 43 | After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate |
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| 44 | your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized. |
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| 45 | This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be |
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| 46 | most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent |
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| 47 | of the law. |
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| 48 | |
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| 49 | Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments |
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| 50 | outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new |
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| 51 | revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass |
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| 52 | an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments |
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| 53 | upon all parties (related or non-related). |
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